i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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