Pregnant stripper...not hot.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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