I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
is wine microwaveable?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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