i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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