oh god the rape fog is back!
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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