Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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