just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Randomize
