Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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