so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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