THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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