what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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