Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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