Its about making memories worth repressing
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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