32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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