I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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