I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize