How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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