called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
