Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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