Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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