So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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