Are we in a gay sports bar?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
there is glitter all over my balls
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