oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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