did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I just forgot I was standing up.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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