that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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