Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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