is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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