..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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