This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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