I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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