I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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