so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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