I bet he comes in French.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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