me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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