I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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