He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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