I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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