David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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