as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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