just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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