they're staring at me
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.