i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
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