what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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