Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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