just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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