i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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