what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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