I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
