I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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