Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I need a burrito and a hug.
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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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