You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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